Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Internet privacy
One of the perks of my job is the unique variety of things people buy and the information one gets by seeing someone's purchase history. I believe I already mentioned the GCs sent to dominatrices. The men buying these would probably be horrified to know of someone knowing about this. There have also been sex toys, various explicit books and videos, and a truly strange little item called a "Keinohrhase" or "Rabbit with no ears." It's a relationship tool.
Anyway, this was all sparked by one of the orders I came across today. The customer's Yahoo! profile was a picture of his junk. One of my colleagues has gotten a picture of testicles before, but this was a first for me.
All I have to say is this: WHY would you ever post a picture of yourself - especially if you aren't precisely impressive - on the internet for ANYONE to see?
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
I need an iPod
All of my colleagues either have an mp3 player or they smoke. I don't intend to take up smoking, so I guess I need an mp3 player. Maybe this will help with the need to make sure that my brain doesn't turn to a giant pile of applesauce inside my skull.
On another note, I watched Batman and Robin: The Movie last night, and it was hilarious. Very dry humor, absolutely obnoxious dialogue, and great tights. "Holy Polaris, Batman!" - very funny. It's very much in the 60's science/technology show mentality, though - I think Star Trek and Batman have more in common than I thought.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Funny orders
My favorite orders by far are the gift cards purchased for dominatrices. Some of these women are making bank! The gift cards are typically between 100-500euro, and there are generally multiple payments. The best are when you can see the progression of various dominas on a particular account - one man's average was about three months with each one, then he'd move on to the next. Today, I have an order for a 150euro GC and a vacuum cleaner and accessories to be mailed to Lady L. (not writing the full name here). I'm really curious if the postman knows who Lady L is, since there's no last names allowed.
It's the little things in life that make things fun. :)
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Purchasing
I have always thought purchasing was so much more of a prepossessing word than buying. Buying has a certain crass connotation to it; whereas purchasing sounds very professional and high in the in-step. This, of course, gives it a certain comic quality as well.
Tomorrow is payday, and it's my payday after working a 52.5hour week and a 54 hour week, so I am looking forward to it. I have already spent every bit of it, though, which is unfortunate, but it's exciting to consider my purchases.
The first is this camera, a Canon EOS 30D for my brother. He is an aspiring photographer, and he currently only has a powershot. Powershot does NOT equal aspiring photographer. So, he's getting a new camera.
The second is for me, I'm getting a bamboo silverware tray and a brushed stainless steel spice carousel. I have been living in my new apartment for going on three months, and haven't yet purchased a silverware tray. Since I hate plastic with a passion, I ended up choosing bamboo and steel, which are, after all, much more attractive anyway. Probably more durable too, since it seems anything made of plastic has shoddy construction.
And thus ends the purchases, because I have to pay rent and pay my mom back for being so generous when my pay didn't quite stretch. But it's certainly been fun shopping!
Friday, January 18, 2008
Hat Week!! Day 5 - Round brim hat
I bought this hat when I went to Chicago for my cousin Martha's wedding in 2003. My cousin Christina bought the leopard print version - I, being more boring, bought black. I like this hat second best after my beret. It has the benefit of making even very bad hair days good.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Clinton leads with old white people in SC
"In the Democratic race, Obama bests Clinton among men (42%-27%), women (39%-34%), African Americans (56%-25%), and voters under 50 (47%-21%). Clinton leads Obama among whites (39%-20%) and those over 50 (39%-35%). In fact, it's worth noting, Obama's third among whites, at 20% with John Edwards garnering 28% of the white vote, 11 points behind Clinton. Edwards is virtually shut out among African-Americans, receiving less than the poll's 5% margin of error."
So, Obama has men, women, young people, and African-Americans; Clinton has whites and old people.
I wish Washington were more important in the primary voting process.
Hat Week!! Day 4 - Fishing hat
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
German comedy titles
(Men are swine, but so are women!)
Mario Barth - Männer sind primitiv, aber glücklich
(Men are Neanderthals*, but happy)
*Neanderthals, also interchangeable with cavemen, primitive, or redneck
Hat Week!! Day 3 - Weird Russian style hat
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Hat Week!! Day 2 - Yellowstone baseball cap
Monday, January 14, 2008
lost in translation
... aka ...And They Lived Happily Ever After (International: English title)
from imdb.com
I was unaware that getting married and having piles of kids was the same as living happily ever after.
Now I know.
Hat Week!! - Day 1 - Beret
Friday, January 11, 2008
And now... for something completely different
I have decided that, in honor of not having any time to relax anymore, I would have a hat show-and-tell week! I don't actually have more than five hats, so I figured that's just right. So, next week, for each day of the week, I will post a picture of one of my hats while on my head.
Tonight, I get off a little early because I want to go check out the company store. I've been told it's not all baseball caps with logos on it, although a baseball cap with a logo on it would actually be kind of cool, so I want to see what they've got. I've also heard you can buy a laptop for $50 through a sort of raffle thing, but I dunno how much I would want to pay for a used Dell laptop. Save myself the effort and get a new one - they're almost as cheap.
Also tonight, I'm watching a movie. Not Monty Python, although that would be awesome, but Blood Diamond, which showed up via Netflix a while ago, and I haven't watched it yet. I've heard it's good, but you don't want to watch it twice. That's fine, because I'm only renting it. :)
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Change... or experience?
I am personally undeterred in my support of Obama, who I have supported since early last year (not that it matters in my state, where the candidate will already have been decided by the time I get to vote for him), and am very excited to see that a man with a Kenyan father and the middle name 'Hussein' won the primary in white bread Iowa. That, in itself, would get me excited, if only because it's such a monumental philosophical victory in this country. Of course, I think part of the reason people don't see him based on the color of his skin is that he doesn't act like a stereotypical American black male, he acts like a highly educated Ivy league graduate, which most people respect.
I very much hope that McCain wins in New Hampshire. Romney has spent an absurd amount of money, and has all the corporate interests in his corner, but McCain has spent a miniscule amount in proportion, and has the integrity to back up what he says. I like Romney before he turned into a Republican party android machine. His record as Massachusetts governor showed that he was willing to think for himself and do what the people of Massachusetts wanted. Then he completely re-made himself for this race. I hope other voters are wondering to themselves - who exactly is he? And even if Huckabee won Iowa, his appeal is not broadly based across the country, and in very few places elsewhere could a Southern Baptist minister who wants to 'take' the country 'back for God' win in a Presidential caucus/primary.
It's exciting to watch this race in a way that other races haven't been exciting at all. Voters are tired of establishment candidates (finally!) and are looking elsewhere for answers, so we actually have interesting people winning. I admire and respect Hillary Clinton for what she's accomplished in her life, for her brilliance, and her perseverance. However, I simply disagree with her on a lot of policy issues. I also don't trust someone who is so firmly a part of the Democratic party. Parties work for the benefit of the party; they don't work for the benefit of the American people they're supposed to be serving. While it would be highly gratifying to vote for a woman as president, I think I'll have to content myself for voting for Obama.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Holiday Busy-ness
One of the things I like most about the holidays is how busy I am.
My brother came back to visit, so I’ve been spending piles of time with him, and a friend that I haven’t seen in a year a half reconnected, on top of the regular holiday scheduling, plus starting a new job. They’re both flying back to their respective homes tomorrow, I’ve gotten more comfortable in my job, and the holidays are, for all intents and purposes, over. So now I have more time on my hands for working overtime.
This year has been very good for me. I am looking forward to how many great new things I’ll be able to do and try this year. I plan to continue with pottery, take a knitting class, a sewing class, and learn to swim this summer. All I managed this last summer was learning how not to drown with a little training board and how to float – but I was rather proud of that. Next week, I’m signing up for a gym membership and a personal trainer. I’m researching condos for my move in June, and looking longingly at a gorgeous cream brocade Victorian chaise that I know I can’t yet afford.
I hope you all have had wonderful holidays as well and done fun things with people you love.