Pachelbel's Canon in D

Das Bild haengt schief - the picture's tilted!

The Dark Knight

Make sure you watch until he checks out. Note the music. :D

epiphany

I had never donated to a political campaign before in my life - and I wouldn't have donated to Barack Obama's either, except that a t-shirt was promised with a minimum donation. I like t-shirts. So I donated... and donated again, and now I have two t-shirts.

I have also eschewed Starbuck's entirely. Tully's has compostable cups and sleeves, and recyclable lids, plus they serve fair-trade espresso. Also, a childhood friend works at the Tully's near where I work. So, this morning, I bought my usual non-fat latte from Tully's (which is delicious, btw - Starbucks, you and your burnt espresso can bite me).

As I was walking to my job working for a West coast e-commerce company, wearing my newest Obama t-shirt and sipping my non-fat latte, I had an epiphany.

I am a West-coast, latte-drinking elitist.

Sweet!

iWorld

because the world needs Cartman. Everywhere. All the time.

When a Hummer just won't cut it....

Because sometimes... you really need a badonkadonk.

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German comedy titles

Mario Barth - Männer sind Schweine, Frauen aber auch!

(Men are swine, but so are women!)

Mario Barth - Männer sind primitiv, aber glücklich

(Men are Neanderthals*, but happy)

*Neanderthals, also interchangeable with cavemen, primitive, or redneck