Red scarf!

I crocheted a red scarf for my brother to pass the time while we were gallivanting about. I'm rather pleased with the result - nice red, nice texture, nice length - it's about eight feet long. He appears to have it double wrapped here. Took me about twenty hours or so total to make. Not too shabby!

Bush Joke

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to call Fox News so they can broadcast a story denying that the light bulb needed to be changed in the first place

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed

3. One to blame Bill and Hillary for burning out the light bulb

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have caused the light bulb to burn out and to find the stockpile of light bulbs

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. One to viciously smear 7

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along

10. One to arrange a Press Conference where Bush will tell everyone that he is the "Decider" and he decided all alone that the light bulb needed changing

And, of course, the lightbulb never got successfully changed

Colbert Nation

I have found that Stephen Colbert is growing on me. At first, I was a die-hard Jon Stewart fan - still am - and found Colbert's act a little odd. I had been watching the Daily Show for years, while Colbert had this new, upstart show.

Then came the Emmys. I have a secret fascination with awards shows, even though I rarely watch the shows that are given awards because I like reruns better, and I am too cheap to pay for cable. I am also usually too cheap to spring for movies, so the Globes and Oscars - which I also watched - were usually more of academic rather than personal interest to me. When Colbert and Stewart walked in to announce the nominations, I expected them to be funny. I didn't expect Colbert to begin with, "Good evening, godless sodomites." Having actually watched this live, I can say that I didn't know quite how to react, then realized that Colbert was getting these shallow Hollywood types to laugh at themselves. And I also must say one more thing - BARRY MANILOW WON??? WHAT?!?! Barry MANILOW - the Copa Cabana man - beat out Colbert and Stewart in a concert he did for fun?? I mean.... MANILOW!!! Okay. Done now. Moving on.

At the White House Correspondents dinner, his comments regarding President Bush are funny and worth mentioning, such as the line "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - but since Bush invited him and expected nothing less, it's not that important. What cemented my respect for his particular brand of criticism was the way he completely lambasted the press. Criticizing the way they have consistently failed to meet their own standards of journalistic integrity and honestly questioning the system, Colbert gave props to Helen Thomas for asking the questions that for some reason, everyone else was afraid to ask.

I used to watch Colbert just for the Word. Now, I watch Colbert to see one of the funniest and smartest guys on TV (except that I watch on the internet). As Jon Stewart said, they'll never run out of good material as long as the system in which we live is so unbelievably absurd.

Education systems -- and their results

Tonight the students of 5A will put on a presentation on Jamie Oliver, his ideas on food and some of his recipes. They read the recipes in English, translated them into German, and will present in German and English. Some other students will be presenting in French as well.

I would like to point out that these students are in the 5th form, the equivalent of the American 9th grade. In 9th grade, the year I began studying German, these kids are capable of reading, translating, and presenting recipes about unfamiliar food in English and French. Currently, after years more of study and months spent in Austria, I speak/function at about their level.

I blame my education system for my complete lack of ability to function well in any language other than English. And I am deeply annoyed by the fact that these fourteen and fifteen year old students are just as capable as I am. It's also rather humbling, and not in a good way.

Antarctica

On MSNBC.com, there's a newsteam that went to Antarctica to compile a report on ice melt and global climate change based on interviews with scientists there. They're dispatches were really quite entertaining, and of course I find it all fascinating given how great of an impact even a relatively small amount of ice melt could cause.

2005-2006 TOURISTS BY NATIONALITY
9,035
United States
4,150
United Kingdom
3,012
Germany
2,409
Australia
863
Canada
836
Netherlands
624
Switzerland
617
Japan
3,645
Others

One of the interesting questions they raise is the human affect on Antarctica, especially with the great increase in tourism. So, of course, I had to look it up. That's a LOT more people than I thought that are going to Antarctica each year.

Here's a description of what one can do on an Antarctic cruise (virtually the only way to go to Antarctica unless you're a legit scientist who works there or at the base)

"Itineraries vary, depending in part on the kind of vessel you choose. If you want to venture beyond the Antarctic Peninsula, for example, you'll probably wind up on an icebreaker. Cruises can be 1-3 weeks in length, stopping at various points of interest or bases on the peninsula, coast or islands. Activities on the various tours include viewing penguins, elephant seals and other polar animals, as well as ice walks and opportunities to visit research bases and meet the scientists who work there. Virtually every cruise offers the chance for spectacular views of icebergs and you may get to see an ice shelf or glacier calve into a new iceberg. Many icebergs are beautifully colored, showing green, blue or purple ice and crevasses where the sea water has hollowed them out or melted them into fantastic shapes."


This is a picture taken by someone who went on one of their cruises.

Here are some sample prices:
2006/2007 Sarpik Ittuk:
November 7, 17, 27:
Triple: $2995
Twin(Upper/Lower)Berths: $4495
Twin(Lower Berths): $4895
DedicatedSingle: $5995 December 7, 17, 27, January 6, 16, 26 and February 5, 15, 25:
Triple: $3995
Twin(Upper/Lower)Berths: $5495
Twin(Lower Berths): $5895
DedicatedSingle: $7495

I personally find it absolutely amazing that anyone could travel to Antarctica for a 12-day cruise for $3000 (plus excursion costs and airfare). And some people think buying a flat screen TV is better!

Sadly, I do have to grub for money

Today was a happy day because I was paid. This means my rent is paid, I can buy yummy food (bratwurst mit senf und kraut, in this case the Austrian skinny style bratwurst with spicy mustard and non vinegary sauerkraut) for lunch tomorrow - since I don't plan on waking up earlier than lunch - and some bio-yogurt, cheese and roggenbrot. It is good to have money.

I find my thoughts increasingly occupied with my concerns about my finances. This is bad obviously for a number of reasons. First, I think it's exacerbating the latent ulcer that I'm slowly nursing into mondo proportions. Second, I would much rather be thinking about something else. Third, I can't change it anyway, so why am I stressing? Probably because stressing is something I do very well.

I will be pleased to be gainfully employed in no less than two years. I will get my teaching certificate as fast as possible. I believe I can finish all the classes in one year, do my student teaching in the fall, and be teaching somewhere within two years. Who knows where, and I have to say I don't particularly care where (okay, Saudi Arabia is right out); as long as I'm making a living wage and can pay $1000/month on my student loans, I'll be happy with my job.

It will be nice to re-enter the safe haven of university life for a short time, although I'm REALLY not excited about taking courses like ANTH 107 (Intro to Anthropology) and POSC 201 (American Politics) with a bunch of undergrads. Shoot me now.